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"Rules To Live By..."

Hey there everyone.  Got this email from our band's old pals in CAVO and thought it was rather amusing and worth passing along.  Have a kick ass weekend and enjoy!!

 

Pookee’s Rules to Live By: Carnival of Madness Edition

 

 1.  Always know what your bus looks like, especially if …

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“What Would You Do If Someone Was Holding Your Property Hostage?”

Let me recap a fairly recent situation that is still surprisingly inflicting some anger and dismay to the point of wanting to take my bat to someone’s dome and placing them and their loved ones on a milk carton.  Oh I’m just kidding… Or am I?  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I hold respec…

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"Have You Seen Me?"

So I finally decided to stop screwing around and dropped my car off at the shop for some much needed work.  Even though I had a shit ton to do today why not sit at home instead and watch the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induct some more folks on HBO.  I then proceeded to walk a mile home with a full b…

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"Welcome To The Music Biz; You're Fucked!"

I had a dream… A dream that this would have been posted long ago…  Yea yea yea I know, I’ve been fucking shit up now for a while.  Articles are showing up late if not at all and round and round we go.  Listen; life is crazy and while that might be a piss poor excuse to some it’s all I got for ya rig…

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"Let’s Get On The I Hate A Kardashian Hoe Wagon"

How much longer I ask you do we as a nation have to endure these people who call themselves the Kardashians.  Enough is enough; it’s getting out of hand!  Who do these bitches (and assholes) think they are and more importantly why the hell do we seem to care so much about such low life individuals w…

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“My Fucked Week & A Shit Sandwich”

Hey everyone...  So lemme give ya a rundown of why I’ve been MIA the past few weeks and why you didn’t receive last two Fridays Rant’s on time and now this Fridays due to lovely power outages.  It’s been a very rough 2 weeks or so to say the least.  Hell it’s a rough fuckin life and every day it see…

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"The Rant" Is Here! 6/1/12"

"The Rant" Is Here!  6/1/12

 

© 05/25/12 Renee Lopez

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