Well Happy Birthday to Me! At exactly 12:00 noon today I turned another year older. Or maybe I should say I survived another year, cause I kind of feel like I'm aging like boxed wine lol. 😆
43... Does it feel great? Not really at the moment. But this past year was definitely spent gaining more…
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"It's My Party"
“Happy New Year, Unhappy Old Eyes”
So first and foremost, I would like to take a moment to wish you all a very belated Happy New Year and hope 2023 is at best healthy, happy and successful for you all and at it’s worst, nothing you cannot handle or overcome!
Time for of us to kick some ass and take some names in 2023, shall we?
…"Plates for the Pompous"
I've seen three of the dumbest and funny license plates just the other day within a few short hours and I ask myself; why??
Now, I can see the appeal in a personalized plate, hell a close sociopathic relative even had one when I was growing up (no surprise there) and there's also a lot of psycholog…
"Another Birthday Bites The Dust"
Hey all. Firstly, I want to say thank you again to everyone that made an effort to put a smile on my face & heart to help make another birthday bearable. The people (busy or not) who made an effort to show up and celebrate, the calls, cards/gifts, well wishes, etc and the ones that remember every …
"Family Fun"
Friday 7/26:
What a fuckin day of insanity!! Im trying to prepare for the arrival of some family from CO which trust me is stress enough. I had maintainence/plumbers here today replacing new fixtures etc which I was happy to have done but no no no, something has to go wrong. Besides getting no …
"Bday High Jinx..."
With another birthday looming on Tuesday I usually get the array of early cards/gifts that stroll in around the first few days of August. Naturally im thankful for any considerate thought/gift but sometimes you just gotta shake your head and wonder; are you kiddin me? Lol. Now if I didnt feel lik…
"Peep This"
Onto some other ramblings... back a few weeks ago I was preparing to bitch about Myspace. Now I know most of us dont even bother anymore cause its become a damn joke, but sadly when you have professional pages and other sentimental stuff that you put some real investment into, sometimes you have to…
"Ouchless My !*@"
Hello everyone... ;)
I know ive been quite distant for some time here over the past month or so. Again I apologize for leaving you all hanging but life keep's creeping up and biting me in my bum! Anyways, through the muddle im back and wanted to throw ya at least a recent update and a new artic…
"Rules To Live By..."
Hey there everyone. Got this email from our band's old pals in CAVO and thought it was rather amusing and worth passing along. Have a kick ass weekend and enjoy!!
Pookee’s Rules to Live By: Carnival of Madness Edition
1. Always know what your bus looks like, especially if …
"Have You Seen Me?"
So I finally decided to stop screwing around and dropped my car off at the shop for some much needed work. Even though I had a shit ton to do today why not sit at home instead and watch the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induct some more folks on HBO. I then proceeded to walk a mile home with a full b…
“Gobble Ho”
So as I told you all the other day there were some unfinished articles needing to be wrapped up; well how bout from last month! Haha. We’ll start there and work our way forward, how bout that? Well, here we go…
So I cooked the usual feast for Thanksgiving and it came out really good and s…
"Fight The Power"
OK, the story. So here’s some more nonsense for the day…
I went out to run a few errands and decided to stop off at the Jamba Juice for a drink. I wound up driving behind this cop for a good mile or so. He decides to make a sudden turn with no warning, no blinker and causing me to have …
"Let’s Get On The I Hate A Kardashian Hoe Wagon"
How much longer I ask you do we as a nation have to endure these people who call themselves the Kardashians. Enough is enough; it’s getting out of hand! Who do these bitches (and assholes) think they are and more importantly why the hell do we seem to care so much about such low life individuals w…
“No ifs, ands, or BUGS about it!”
Anyone who knows me well knows that I hate bugs! If ya wanna see me really act girlie, watch me around a bee or some lurking arachnoids and you’ll get the idea. I don’t do bugs, reptiles and most amphibians… But let’s get back to being buggy. Some people kill em’, some set em’ free and some peopl…
"I Suppose The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways..."
OK... By far one of the trippiest things that has ever happened to me just took place a few moments ago (dont judge me). I jetted over to Panda Express to grab some lunch. Im literally in lazy ass mode with no makeup, sweats and a ponytail (you know these kinds of days ladies). Anyhoo, 1st thing. As…
"Really; How Are You?"
Do you think people really want the unadulterated truth? Do you think people really want to know how you are when they ask? How many of us lie in response to that kind of question. Like 'Hi, how are you'? ‘I’m good thanks and you?' When what you really are thinking is, 'Well I’m pretty damn shi…
"Rub Me Tender"
This past father’s day I experienced a bit of an awkward day. True to form I almost posted about the days events on my social whore networking sites but thought sharing it here sounded much more appealing and might as well give you all a good laugh at my expense. A few weeks ago I decided to jump …
“Who Are You?... And Where The Hell Are My Underwear!?”
Do you ever wonder what becomes of your drawers after a night of cheap meaningless fornication? Of course given you still have them on in the first place and they’re not hanging from the rafters of some dive bar with peanut shells on the floor. It’s hard to imagine that a teeny weenie or sometimes…
"Shake Your Money Maker"
HELLO! My proverbial penis is now hard. Damn you MTV for showing a sneak peek of this new movie that I never even heard of called “Magic Mike”. All I really needed to know was that there were half naked hotties running around which was well enough to peak my filthy curiosity. While my brain deci…
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