I've seen three of the dumbest and funny license plates just the other day within a few short hours and I ask myself; why??
Now, I can see the appeal in a personalized plate, hell a close sociopathic relative even had one when I was growing up (no surprise there) and there's also a lot of psychological theory behind why people get them and how they are as drivers which is also very interesting. But you have to admit, sometimes they're just plain asinine!
I mean did you really need to put your initials or name on that plate for everyone to see? Perhaps you're really as vain as the name suggests? Do your underwear look the same too?? Maybe you thought you were clever and just did that so you'd know which car was yours when you were stumbling out drunk to drive it, or maybe it'll be good info for the hitman that needs to find you later, but I digress.
As you'll see below, some things never change but at least in the process they come with a few good laughs at the expense of others.
BANNO
Possibly an illiterate take on Bono, a last name or a fanciful new rolling of the n's whilst in search of the nearest Español bathroom before getting the shits drinking tainted h2o? He's in a Porsche so you be the judge.
BANCA
Yep, I laughed out loud at this one, couldn't help it! Some people are still clearly triggered. …Can’t say I completely blame them either.
And finally... drum roll please...
The other one was so stupid I literally forgot what it was!
Could also be early dementia. Now there's a joke at my expense. 👍🏼
© 09/19/22 Renee Lopez
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