Seriously, let’s just dive into this head first. Who in god’s name came up with the thought of decorating a vagina for fun? What am I speaking of…
Vajazzling.
Yes you heard that right.
Can someone please tell me how bored, stupid and otherwise looped these women (and in some cases men) have to be to decide their vagina (or swivel stick) was so damn ugly that they needed to bedazzle the hell outta it with gems, glitter and bling; oh my!
Furthermore did you know that this fancy snapper stenciling can cost well into excess of $100 or more just for a few lil adhering designs that will only last you about 5 days! Are you f’n kiddin me!? Ladies, do you think this is really worth it cause I gotta know. Hell, I’m all in for testing some budget friendly bush glamorizing. So let’s go on down to the nearest Michaels, grab a few jewels, a set of tweezers, open wide and get busy. I’m curious how many women have already undergone the prestigious pleasure of having someone precisely play dress up with their pussy? Have you? Come on, don’t lie.
I mean don’t get me wrong I’m slightly intrigued by the whole concept but I don’t think quite enough to justify paying someone that kind of money just to stick stones on my business, to last for a whopping 5 days if I’m lucky before they start poppin off rounds potentially choking or injuring the next person who has their head in that general vicinity, cause once these things start dispersing like pop rocks they could potentially bust out an eye or worse! This shit could be hazardous to one’s health!
Whew...
Moral of this story… Think outside the box.
© 06/01/12 Renee Lopez
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