How much longer I ask you do we as a nation have to endure these people who call themselves the Kardashians. Enough is enough; it’s getting out of hand! Who do these bitches (and assholes) think they are and more importantly why the hell do we seem to care so much about such low life individuals who continually prove the fact that we live in such a superficial, classless society. I’ve tried, I really have (*cough cough*) to think of at least one thing good that these people have done or one good thing to say about them period and frankly I haven’t come up with much.
The only real sense of enjoyment I’ve gotten from this clan is the sheer amusement and disbelief every time I hear a headline or stumble onto the E! Network and realize that in comparison my life really isn’t too shabby after all and it could be worse… Then again it could be much better if I had some of their money, let me not lie, lol.
Now they’ve all had their moments just like many of us and really I could give two shits either way but if you ask me I really do think Khloe is in fact adopted cause she seems like the only one of these boobalicious, botoxed relatives (of course not including the male “scholars” of the household) to have any promise of sense, but still I’m not giving her a pass. As far as I’m concerned she’s still on the shit wagon with everyone else, so line up bitches!
Ironically enough while stumbling aimlessly through this Kardashiass era (Lol, I like my version better) I actually found a little sympathy for one person in particular who is a member of this family, if only by law. The one I kinda feel sorry for in all of this; poor Bruce Jenner. How in the world did this mature, prized athlete ever fall for such a superficial Botox bag like Kris? Some people might speculate but after so many years of marriage one might wonder what the hell keeps him around and how in the world are these two still together. Maybe he should have taken a cue from his stepdaughter and opted for the 72 day marital bliss package at the little white chapel. Maybe back in the day Kris was a different type of gal, maybe the sex is good, who knows, but from the looks of it I’m sure he isn’t getting much else but grief.
So on that note…
From the cottage cheese butt factory too marriage for dummies. Low self-esteem to talentless porn singing wannabes, from low IQ’s, selling all they are for money to spreading their legs, popping out future money makers of the world, advertising every last ounce of bullshit in hopes someone is willing to buy and all the flour and Restylane in between, I reckon they should really go back to the “hood” of Calabasas and dash up a lil STFU and piss off.
© 11/09/12 Renee Lopez
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