With another birthday looming on Tuesday I usually get the array of early cards/gifts that stroll in around the first few days of August. Naturally im thankful for any considerate thought/gift but sometimes you just gotta shake your head and wonder; are you kiddin me? Lol. Now if I didnt feel like I was getting old already or feel like this year just seems a bit off more than others I definitely would think to question it now after a few interesting things ive received thus far. Like for instance, the fabulous Happy Birthday card I got from AARP offering me a discounted membership (you all know this is for seniors right), or the lifelike portrait I received of a ribbon wrapped gift of the ummm flesh member persuasion ;)~ or the Magic Jack my father want's to buy me cause he cant reach my busy ass on one of my 4 numbers, emails or Skype. Or how bout this one... As many of you know I quit smoking almost 8 years ago, even longer before then I used to smoke Marlboro's. Well after all these years they finally decided to hunt me down to reacquaint themselves and not only offer me some coupons to encourage me to start smoking again but because I used to be such an outstanding customer back in the day, how about a happy birthday ashtray complete with my initials etched on the inside! B-E-A-UTIFUL! Hahahaha; Dare I ask what's next....
"I dont look a day over fuckin fabulous!"
© 08/09/13 Renee Lopez
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